(via sammwich)
mhmmm cake
omg.
My dog does the same thing when he sees food within his reach.
(via oxymoronassoc)
I have been waiting for this moment since I heard they were both going to be in the same movie. Coop Da Whoop looks like a wax figure (agaaaaain), but I’ll take what I can get!
The only reason, really, why I even took a look at Valentine’s Day. I heard they have zero scenes together though, boooo.
(via trapezoids by way of hariboo, et al)
TOBY: I didn’t realize babies come with hats.
You guys crack me up. You don’t have jobs. You can’t walk or speak the language. You don’t have a dollar in your pockets but you got yourselves a hat so everything’s fine.
… This isn’t going to mean anything to you, but Leo was right.
This scene is the epitome of all that is good and pure in the world.
Awww, I stopped watching this too soooooon.
AUTOMATIC REBLOG
(bookthief / rhineland / fakemustache / littlemissdorkette / ariannedroid)
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
my dream body!!!!!! she’s so beautiful!!!!!!
ew, I’m eating.
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
damn, that’s where i lost my tooth picks!
das’ cute.
No.
that’s disgusting.
disgusting. just disgusting.
Kill her! She would make a good model-stock…LAWL. get it? No. Fuck yourselves.
ugh. :-&
I’m blaming the media for girls who have bodies like this. And for wanting to be skinny again.
:O
fakemustache | oxymoronassoc | dammitdaria
The fact that they never got together is one of life’s greatest tragedies.
(tumblingnoodle/voteforgoats/scaeriel/bathroomwindow/sylviaplath-/pravado)
We were on a freight elevator headed to one of the Inaugural Balls. It was quite chilly, so the President removed his tuxedo jacket and put it over the shoulders of his wife. Then they had a semi-private moment as staff member and Secret Service agents tried not to look.